dayone2012:

THE FACE OF THE FUTURE.

Pen and Ink.  Sept. 23rd. 2010. By Leighton Kelly

• You remember these guys huh? the Six Senses.. i posted them all individually awhile back here on Day One. they are toy action figures for the Super Hip and also Uber Nerds. they are for all of you. i made them for Blamo, My Buddy Spencers Toy Company ever heard of it? check it here by clicking BLAMO.   They will not, however, be at the BlamO Art Show in Seattle (@ Moksha 4245 University).  this will be an event just for Spencypants. his special toys and photography and jewelery and his special brand of magic.  there is a barrel of beer here too. here is what Spencer says now as i put him on the spot: “help me say something funny now LAY… cuz yer funny… now shut up and stop writing what i’m saying now.. you are not helping me…(clears throat) .uh….OK…) and there you have it.. the man behind BLAMO.  come see him. he may or may not slap you in the face… “NO, i’m not slapping anyone anymore LAY.  i keep getting into really big trouble..”  anything else you wanna say here Spence before i post this? “Ya, Hugs are the new Slap.”  come to the show why dont cha?  OR SPENCE IS GOING TO HUG YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE!

23 September 2010 ·

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dayone2012:

IT’S YOUR BRAIN

Mixed Media. © July 31st. 2010. by Leighton Kelly

• I should begin by saying i’m not responsible for the metaphor you are thinking this drawing is about.  or even what euphemism and any and all conjecture as to the meaning of said sketch. it is a simple construction of lines and marks somehow put together to make up symbols of what your mind may or may not believe to be a story or at the very least have any meaning what so ever. in my life i have found that a persons mind is the greatest and most profoundly incorrect authority as to whats really going on around us. because it has the ability to form words, sentences and logical pathways to point “A” and “B” all with out help from any external source it believes its the end all be all of reasoning and temperament.  which of course is completely insane.  which, even more of course, the mind is completely. insane i mean.  left to its devices, believing its alone it has created a kingdom and a throne to sit in.  but it is not the boss of us. NO! GOOD PEOPLE, NO!  its just a crazy nut rattling around up stairs. smart maybe but nuts.  give it a break. take a nap. wake up and smell the coffee. its a flat face cat with a big booty stripper on its head.  that’s all….  and who doesn’t think about that all day long?  probably you.. anyway WHATEVER.

31 July 2010 ·

dayone2012:

OH, WHAT’S UP DOG?

Pen and Ink. © July 30th 2010. By Leighton Kelly

• This is Bling. i think i mentioned him a while back in a post.  i effin love this cat.  at first when i saw him i was all, “Pfft. what a fag. all fluffy and white. squished up face all lookin cute and pampered…. WTVR!”  but now i just look back on old me with scorn. that cat is HELLA DOPE. he totally eats at least a mouse a day and i dont knwo how the hell he does it with that flat face of his. there is no reach with that muzzle. but for sure he is a pimp.  there is also a dog on the property i’m on who is a real sociopath crazy fuck. he knows me and still looks at me sideways and walking past real slow kinda growling like he has a grudge on me or something. or like maybe he’ll “forget” how to smell in the dark and bite the hell out of me like i am some stranger all, “sorry dude, didnt see you there.. it’s dark..” like he forgot how to use his nose? what a dick. AND he picks on Bling. they probably know eachother for years and still he chases him around. so i gave Bling a Gold Uzi Pendant to show that dog WAZZAP. but seriously, in the world i am creating (grand opening dec 2012) everyone, including animals have to settle there differences with a dance battle. loosers get eaten..if thats the deal… i mean, coyotes still have to eat, right? . but it would be so SICK to see wildlife electric slide or headspin instead of just go straight for the jugular. oh, and people too have to dance battle to settle differences. PERIOD. fuck you guns, it’s my world.

31 July 2010 ·

Lesson #2

Have Tuaca on hand in case your champagne sucks! Put a heavy splash in your glass & it gives it a nice vanilla after taste. Totally upstaging the ewy champagne taste.

 I’m trying to get into champagne because I have this romantic vision about it. All i need to do is find the kind I could enjoy. (veuve was quite nice but pricey for casual sippings). That’s why I bought this magical stuff for the bottles that are no good!

Anyways…

Lesson learned. Hard alcohol in the freezer only!

4 July 2010 ·

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Lesson #1

Don’t put champange in the freezer!

This weekend I officially ended my Body Ecology. To celebrate I thought I treat myself right with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. Just for fun. Silly me put the bottle in the freezer like a do all my alcohol out of habit cause I’s likes it ice cold. What happens you ask? It freezes up like an slushy! Then upon opening the bottle, it explodes with precious slushy champagne all over your hair & clothes. Making you smell like a wino without even taking a sip. I still have a bit left,  luckily I had a back up bottle of cheaper wine waiting…in the freezer.

4 July 2010 ·

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This lady has taken bead work to a play ground level I want to play in.

http://www.janhuling.com/gallery_page_1_.html

29 June 2010 ·

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They should have given the cat super springy legs while they had the had the chance. That would have been awesome!

27 June 2010 ·